Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Four Hours?!

From another friend:

"I was at my local bar, having drinks by myself, when a cute 40-something sat down next to me. I didn't say anything to her partly because I was just out relaxing, but also because random guys were coming up and trying to pick up on her. So as I was leaving, she asked if I had an extra cigarette she could have. We starting talking outside while smoking and then we made it over to her place. (didn't get the details on how exactly that happened) She said she didn't want to get physical, so I said that was cool and asked for a beer. After we both had only ONE beer, she was all over me. She was down for anything!! And I was "UP" for anything. Seriously, four fucking hours!!!! And I'm no spring chicken. (He's mid-thirties) Every time there was a break, it would just stay up!"

I just heard this story last night and I thought it was pretty impressive. He knew he didn't want to see her ever again, so I guess he didn't ask for a number or anything.

As a side note: I told him my current situation and he said he's jealous. Hehehe

Monday, November 9, 2009

2 in 1

This story comes from a good friend:

"I was at a local dive bar, just hanging out with some friends. I was sitting at the bar next to this girl who was cute, but extremely wasted. We didn't even say a word to each other and all of a sudden she starts kissing me!!! She was into it, BIG TIME! I thought to myself, 'This is too easy.' I also felt a little dirty that this girl was completely under the influence, so I stopped. The funny thing is I started talking to a different girl in the bar that same night. This girl was also attractive and fun, so I got her digits and went out within the next few days. We banged and then she got all psycho. She wouldn't stop calling, even after I told her that I didn't want to be involved with her anymore. I stopped answering her calls (which persisted for some time) until she stopped calling."

I like this story because it goes to show that when it rains, it pours. Too bad she went all nuts. More and more I am seeing that bars are not where you want to meet people to have a nice relationship with. They're good for a little fun though.