Sunday, January 31, 2010

BITCHES!

So, I was at a local bar with a friend of mine tonight. Some of you may know that the Grammy Awards were televised tonight and this bar had the televisions set to the Grammys. Anyhow, there were two girls sitting close to us and I noticed that, as in any bar, the language is not for the faint of heart. The reason I brought up the Grammys is because at one point in the show, they bring up the "children" of Michael Jackson. The bartender said that there was a sperm donor for those kids and I added, "Yeah, you know Michael didn't fuck the mom!" Well, the two BITCHES got all uptight and said, "Watch your language!" My friend retorted, "We're in a bar!!" and they fired back, "Have respect in public!"

What a load of horse shit! Just ten minutes before, these girls were using all kinds of language, but the second we say something bad about MJ, they fly off the fucking handle. I couldn't help myself, but as they were leaving I very loudly said, "Is it ok to say FUCK now that they're leaving?" I said it a couple of times to make sure they heard it.

LAME!!!