Thursday, August 27, 2009

Be a man!

In an earlier post, I alluded to how men should act. Well, here is my rant on this:

Men and women, as we all know, are completely different from each other. Men are the hunters and women are the hunted (or prey). Now, as lame and obnoxious as that may sound, it actually is the way these two groups want to behave! Women RARELY seek out a guy they are interested in because they fear rejection more than taking a baseball bat up the ass! Guys on the other hand, are the ones left to seek out the girls. This is the way of life. As a girl I know once said: "You guys have it rough, always having to put yourself on the line for possible rejection."

Now here is the deal. In today's age of PUSSIFIED MEN, we find women wondering "where the hell are all of the REAL men out there?" There are plenty of real men out there, but I have found that most of them are scared to just TRY to talk to a female stranger. I was that pussified guy once upon a time. So guys, listen up! When you are out, just start talking. Fear is normal, fast heart rate is normal, shitting your pants is....well, get help if that happens. In time, you won't even think about it. You'll just do it. The fear will dissappear and all will be well. At this point, I don't even care if my buddies are around me when I ask a girl for her number. My point is: Women want to be sought after. They want a MAN to come in and be nice, gentlemanly and to BE IN CHARGE!!

This is a great example of what I am saying in this post. I am 4 for 4 with what I call "the first kiss move". This move always happens when we are cuddled up on the couch. My arm is around her, she's close, then I turn my head, bring up my other hand, turn her head and WHAMMO!! It ALWAYS works! Take charge of the situation. DON'T BE A CHICKEN SHIT!!!!!

Tap ya later!

2 comments:

  1. "WHAMMO!"

    So are you saying that the trick is to knock them out first?!

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