Cougar Attack!

I was out one night with a buddy of mine and a group of 3 cougars come into the bar. They sit at a booth and are sort of loud, like "look at us! Look at us!" They were cute for 40-somethings and in good shape too. Eventually they sat at the bar and I noticed that a guy was talking to one of them. The cougar was leaning away big time and the idiot didn't even notice. So, she got up to go to the bathroom and when she came out, she was looking all stealthy. She was right by our table, so I asked who she was hiding from and we told her that she could hang with us. Her friends came over and we were all talking and all of a sudden the stealthy cougar grabbed my face and we start making out right there!! I wasn't even buzzed yet either.

After a while, my buddy asked if we could go back to his place and chill. By this point, the third cougar had left. So the four of us go to his place and I start kissing the girl in his bedroom while my buddy and the other one were in the living room. My cougar strips ALL of her clothes off, but before I can get any of mine off, SHE PASSES OUT!!!! WTF???!!! I go out to tell my buddy, who was making out with the other one now, and we decided to let her sleep a bit. After two hours, she finally gets up and changes. We drive them home and that was that. I look back now and laugh, but I was PISSED!!!!

Oh!! This is the best part. Guess what time we dropped them off? 2am? 4am?

11pm AT NIGHT!!!! She passed out at 8:45p!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thus ends the tale of the Cougar.

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