In the beginning...

The best place to start would be the beginning.

Here is a brief history of my previous dating experience, which I am sure will be similar to most guys out there. I used to only date girls I knew. For example, classmates were usually the girls that I would ask out, but only if I felt VERY comfortable that I wouldn't get rejected. Once I was dating these girls, it would be long-term relationship after long-term relationship. This was mostly due to the fact that I had very little self-esteem growing up. Because of this, I would feel lucky to have ANY girl interested in me. So this first post gives you an idea of how I used to go about dating in my "previous life". This all changed about six months ago. That will be detailed in the next post.

Now I would like to take a moment to lay some things out about this blog. I am sure you have looked at my profile and read who I am and all of that, but I will say that EVERY incident that will be chronicled here is 100% true. There will be NO EMBELLISHING at all. I am a straight-shooter in all aspects of my life and this blog will be no different.

It may offend some people. It may scratch a certain itch for others. All I am doing is blogging my experiences in dating. I am sure that the comments will be quite colorful and I wholeheartedly invite all of you to comment with any questions or "bitching" that you may throw my way.

And finally, the title of this blog was quite difficult to decide on, but I went with a title that is funny and intentionally offensive. This will let people know immediately what they are in for.

I hope this blog will enlighten those lost souls (as I once was) that are out there and also give a laugh or two to some of you as well. I will admit that there is a small part of me that hopes this blog WILL offend some of you too!!

So enjoy and stay tuned because I will have plenty of stories to tell...and most of them haven't even happened yet!!

Oh!! One last thing. This is NOT a "YOU TOO CAN ACHIEVE THIS" type of gimmicky blog. It is simply an anecdotal outlet of my dating exploits.