I met "Mad Scientist"(she really is a scientist) at a social function while playing a drinking game. Which, by the way, is a good way of meeting girls. Just play one of the games in a bar and ask a girl if she wants to play.
Back to the story. We start hitting it off and I get her number. The first date was a simple night in at her place. Nothing happened except for a nice goodnight kiss. Date #2 was a small night out, having drinks at a local place and ending with another nice make-out session. Then Date #3.....you know what they say guys (and girls) if the deal isn't sealed by date 3, she probably isn't into it, or she may want something more serious first. (Side note here: A girl knows if she wants to fuck you within the first 5 minutes of meeting you) The third date did indeed end with a home run, and it was very nice, not awkward or anything. We set up a fourth date, but she canceled just a few of hours before the date. That is never a good sign! So I call her a couple of days later and she says "you're a great guy, but it isn't gonna go anywhere for me". In my "previous life", this would have bothered me, but it didn't even phase me. I just told her that it's fine and I'm not offended and to take care. It actually made my job easier. I knew it was only for fun too, so it saved me the grief of telling her the "it's not you, it's me" bullshit. I do wish we had another go in the sack though. She was very "talented"....and a cool chick to have drinks with too.
Thus ends the tale of The Mad Scientist.
This is where I have just been saying "Stay tuned!", but a friend gave me shit for being so original. I'm open to suggestions. Maybe something like "Tap ya later!"?
Thursday, August 27, 2009
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Or how about...since not all of our asses will be yours to tap, you do a little play on words...
ReplyDelete"Come back for more of my homemade datelicious brew, fresh on Tap..." (though that's kinda long)
Or..."See what tomorrow's specials are on Tap..."
I don't know...just an idea...
How about...."Check tomorrow for another asstacular journey"
ReplyDeleteAsstacular is a pretty good word.